Table Manners Yet Again

"Get your hands out of your meat."

Sally to our sons during dinner. Really, why would you bury your hands in your food?

Ropes Course

"Don't wrap ropes around yourself. Or your brother."

Sally to our 5-year-old who creates inventions that require great lengths of ropes (usually in the form of his sister's jump ropes). He continues to try to harness himself and/or his brothers to machinery.