Cleanliness is a Virtue

"Don't put your shoes in your mouth."

Jay to our son while at a Braves game.  Yes, that's right, while at a Major League Baseball stadium our child took his flip flop off and put it in his mouth. When do you think someone will invent mouth sanitizer?  Hand sanitizer just isn't enough for us.

Anatomy

"Feet are not for people."

Jay to our son attempting to explain why he could not kick his brothers.  Do not kick your brother, do not put your feet on your brother, do not shove your feet in your brother's face, and put your feet down were not successful.